June 2011
2 tags
Reblog if your Tumblr is NOT connected to your...
When YouTube allows you to skip the ad
watchitfadeaway:
When my favorite song comes on..
At first I’m like:
Then I’m like:
And after that I’m like:
WHY ISN'T MILEY NOMINATED FOR FEMALE HOTTIE?
cyrushaven:
Dumb bitches.
IS THAT NOT SEXY TO YOU? HMMM?
Catching yourself singing a song you're supposed...
the-absolute-funniest:
Follow The Absolute Funniest Posts Blog
Reblog if you love Pauly D
cabsareheere:
Pretending Not To Know Someone You Just Met....
xxcoolstorybroxx:
When you secretly stalked every photo album of them on Facebook before meeting them:
On the outside: Hi, nice to meet you!
On the inside: Hello, Chris Adam Johnson, born June 23, 1988 whom has 3 brothers Paul, Will, and Michael. You have 13 photo albums on Facebook….
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
All these awesome blogs are following me and I'm...
WHAT IF I’M DISAPPOINTING THEM
I remember this "joke" this guy told me when I was...
hott-andd-dangerouss:
Him: What do you use to catch a shark?
Me: I don’t know, fish?
Him: NO. Shark bait. Okay, try this one.. what do you use to catch a snake?
Me: Oh, snake bait.
Him: YES. And what about a giraffe?
Me: Giraffe bait.
Him: Okay. What about if you want to catch an eye master?
Me: What the hell is an eye master?
Him: Just answer the question!
Me: Okay fine, whatever. Eye...
Reblog if you wish cancer didn't exist.
piecesofametaphor:
Only a sick bastard wouldn’t reblog this.