Reblog if your Tumblr is NOT connected to your...
When YouTube allows you to skip the ad
When my favorite song comes on..
At first I’m like: Then I’m like: And after that I’m like:
WHY ISN'T MILEY NOMINATED FOR FEMALE HOTTIE?
cyrushaven: Dumb bitches. IS THAT NOT SEXY TO YOU? HMMM?
Catching yourself singing a song you're supposed...
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J. Holiday & Trey Songz
Pretending Not To Know Someone You Just Met....
xxcoolstorybroxx: When you secretly stalked every photo album of them on Facebook before meeting them: On the outside: Hi, nice to meet you! On the inside: Hello, Chris Adam Johnson, born June 23, 1988 whom has 3 brothers Paul, Will, and Michael. You have 13 photo albums on Facebook…. LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
All these awesome blogs are following me and I'm...
WHAT IF I’M DISAPPOINTING THEM
I remember this "joke" this guy told me when I was...
hott-andd-dangerouss: Him: What do you use to catch a shark? Me: I don’t know, fish? Him: NO. Shark bait. Okay, try this one.. what do you use to catch a snake? Me: Oh, snake bait. Him: YES. And what about a giraffe? Me: Giraffe bait. Him: Okay. What about if you want to catch an eye master? Me: What the hell is an eye master? Him: Just answer the question! Me: Okay fine, whatever. Eye...
Reblog if you wish cancer didn't exist.
piecesofametaphor: Only a sick bastard wouldn’t reblog this.